1. "The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it." -- Edward Koch
2. "I think Dr. Atkins and all those other charlatans are missing the boat. The best method for losing weight can be summed up in two words: Shit more!" -- Brad Simanek.
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3. "The whole idea of motivation is a trap. Forget motivation. Just do it. Exercise, lose weight, test your blood sugar, or whatever. Do it without motivation. And then, guess what? After you start doing the thing, that's when the motivation comes and makes it easy for you to keep on doing it." -- John C. Maxwell
4. "Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times." -- Randy Glasbergen
5. "I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!" -- Author Unknown for this Weight Loss Quote
6. "When I first got an agent, they gave me some advice--lose weight. -- Jennifer Aniston quotes"
7. "The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage." -- Peggy Ryan
8. "The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight"." -- Lori Gottlieb
9. "Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork or rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning/diarrhea enabled me to lose 6 kg in only 2 days." - Author Unknown
10. "The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends." -- Author Unknown for this Weight Loss Quote
11. "If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible." -- Nancy Drew.
12. "Losing weight for a big event is a great reason for you to call Jenny Craig, but don't forget the biggest of event all, your life." - Jenny Craig
13. "Let's see, which would be easier: Losing 40 pounds by strict dieting and exercise or gaining 60 pounds to qualify for a gastric bypass?" -- Nancy Casurella.
14. "A great way for you to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much." -- Frank Varano.